• Zack: I'd just like to say I became a godfather today!
  • Crowd: WOOOH!
  • Alex: And I became a father today.
  • Crowd: ...
  • Alex: I had a baby with the horse right there (blow up horse) and you know, i'd thought it was gonna be a centaur, you know, lower body of a horse, upper body of a human. But it turned out to have a human body and a horse head.
  • Jack: Like your first girlfriend!
  • Crowd: OHHHH
  • Alex: You shouldn't talk about your mom like that Jack.
  • Crowd: haha
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